December 2011
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nevershoutneverbutforever:
radteenblog:
wow they’re perfect
love <3
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teacher: where's your homework
me: why are you so obsessed with me
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj
willyousmile:
hellredsky:
beautifulwhatsyourhurry:
xclockwork:
mybestintentions:
swagisme123:
omg wow
jesus kid.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
A much better situation is when you can isolate what the monster is looking for...
–
- Bobby Singer, Bobby Singer’s Guide to Hunting
(via neraiutsuze)
i sat down to a very real, completely not made up inteview with dave grohl tonight.
me: hi dave,-
dave: we made the record IN A GARAGE.
me: i know. so how does-
dave: on ANALOG TAPE.
me: ohhhkayyy but-
dave: I grew up in Virginia, just outside DC.
me:
dave: IN A GARAGE.
me:
dave: PUNK ROCK.
me:
dave: BUTCH VIG.
me: so-
dave: NOBODY THINKS THAT A RECORD COULD BE MADE ANYMORE WITHOUT COMPUTERS.
me: alright, shh, shh, let's just have sex now.